史上最棒的辭呈^.^                                                                             

  老闆老闆別神氣，我將不再拍馬屁；                                                              

  因為你常發脾氣，經常拿我出出氣；                                                              

  微薄薪水真小氣，要求業績與壓力；                                                              

  我是白癡兼奴隸，忍氣吞聲當小弟；                                                              

  若非生活有壓力，早就離職與唾棄；                                                              

  竟然上班沒波蜜，下班也無供馬力；                                                              

  聊天不得話情意，害我嘴巴變麻痺；                                                              

  加班沒有維士必，福利也沒ＫＴＶ；                                                              

  初一十五要拜祭，也沒賞賜表心意；                                                              

  辦公不准吹冷氣，汗流夾背一滿地；                                                              

  沒有電腦來算計，自己大腦當機器；                                                              

  文具用品都不必，自掏腰包當救濟；                                                              

  公司小姐雖美麗，只能觀賞與哭泣；                                                              

  我想泡妞談天地，因為忙碌無體力；                                                              

  你也不供好藥劑，提神解腦玩床戲；                                                              

  你常花天與酒地，雖是逢場與作戲；                                                              

  竟然將我來忘記，令我難嚥這口氣；                                                              

  老闆偷姦甜蜜蜜，竟被偷拍成日記；                                                              

  大家爭相來傳遞，老婆演出跳樓記；                                                              

  我是禍首不規避，寫真底片已丟棄；                                                              

  你可安心演床戲，今後無人耍詭計；                                                              

  我在公司令你氣，不如改行展魄力；                                                              

  辭呈放在你抽屜，求我挽留都不必；                                                              

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